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Today my grandmother told me that she wanted to be cremated so that if Voldemort came back, he couldn't use her as an inferi against her family. I understand, Grandma.
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My art teacher usually plays music from her iPod in class if we ' re being quiet . Today she turned on music and the first song that came on was Granger Danger from AVPM and so I proceeded to sing along : ) aneedless yo say I gained more faith in my art teacher . MATIM ! [ My Art Teacher Is Magical ]
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A few days ago, in my Speech class, we were required to give either a Speech of Introduction to someone famous, or, a Speech of Remembrance in the form of a Eulogy. So. I decided on a Eulogy. Whom did I choose? Why, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, of course. It was my ode to one of the greatest men to ever have tuaght me the magic of the world and whose mere exisitence has had a great impact on my life; without the Headmaster of Hogwarts, I can honestly say, my life would be a much emptier place. Farewell Dumbledore. You have lived. You have loved. And you will be missed. Take care, old friend. Mischief Managed.
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The other day, my mom said, "I haven't heard from you-know-who in a while." (you-know-who meaning my sister). This obviously reminded me of someone in Harry Potter, so I replied, "I didn't know you were still in contact with Voldemort!" She then said, "He's your father." I pointed out that this would mean that she had to be a witch. My mom has been hiding something from me. MMIM (My Mom is Magical)
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I was babysitting a kid when he saw the harry potter movie on the floor. He picked it up and started flipping through the brochure. His birthday was coming up, and he asked if I would buy him the Harry Potter wand. I told him it was kinda expensive, and maybe I'd buy him a wand from somewhere else. He cried and told me the other wands are fake and have no magical powers, and that I was the only one who could make his life magical. How could I say no to that? IMAKLM (I made a kid's life magical)
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Earlier on, I submitted a story saying that Lord Voldemort is following me on twitter. Well, afterwards, I clicked "follow" on his profile. And it said "You are now following Lord Voldemort." I feel like a Death Eater :) MLIM
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While driving to church yesterday, my mum noticed an owl in a tree. My parents then proceeded to discuss how strange it was for an owl to be out during the day. My brother and I didn't share their confusion. The owl obviously had just delivered a package or letter. We live near a wizarding family! I must find who it is and befriend them, even if the house is unplottable or otherwise difficult for muggles to find! MLIM
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In my Honors English class, my teacher asked us all if any book had made us cry. All of the girls in the class (except for me)called out various names of Nicholas Sparks books. The first book(S) I thought of were Harry Potter. MLIM
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This year, my friend and I have tried to start a Quidditch team at our high school. Tons of students joined the facebook group and signed a petition. However, the dean rejected the idea. We pitched it as a club. It was again rejected, with the excuse that if there were any injuries, the school could be held responsible. There is every other sport imaginable at our school, from football to ultimate frisbee. We'll keep fighting. MSWBM (My School WILL Be Magical)
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Before I tell my story I want you to all note that when you watch the HP Dvds they automatically replay if you don't do anything with them for a while.. Anyway. Last night I watched HBP before I went to bed and fell asleep watching it. My mum came in my room in the morning to wake me up for school (It was raining badly at the time) but I was sick so she let me go back to sleep. I then slept for a few more hours and woke up when everyone was putting up their wands for Dumbledore and I grabbed mine which was by my bed and I stood up, holding my wand and it then stopped raining and it was just overcast epically. When that scene was done I went back to bed. It was the most random thing I've ever done. Rest In Peace Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. MLIM.
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