Today I discovered theparselmouth.com and spent 3 hours translating and memorizing a whole bunch of sentences in parseltongue. Now if a snake ever comes after me I know how to say "I taste like cabbage" and "Look! The crocodile hunter!" I'm hoping the snake will be sufficiently distracted so I can escape. MLIM

I had to do a small assignment on Communism. My Dictator? Dolores Umbridge. Our State's saying? "Progress for the sake of Progress must be prohibited!" (I did the voice and everything) My partner, who had to hold up a colored pink picture of Umbridge, including cat plate on the back wall, will never ever forgive me. MLIM

In English class, we were discussing Greek Mythology and how procephies always came true. My teacher started going on a rant about prophecies, then suddenly stopped. She held out her hand, as if holding a ball, and said, "THE PROCEPHY! HARRY POTTER!" and proceeded to recite the entire thing. MLIM.

Today, I did not finish my English paper. However, after three hours, I can now successfully play "Hedwig's Theme" on the piano. MLIM.

A few days ago, I went to my school's lost and found area to help a friend find something. We didn't find it, but when I looked at the sign that said "Lost and Found", it was yellow and black. It made me smile. MSIM (My school is magical.)

Today my computer got an error and my task bar started flickering. I pointed at it and yelled "Petrificus Totalis". It stopped. MLIM

Today I was feeling really sad and I couldn't figure out why. My friend looked at me then looked outside and noticed it was very foggy. He gave me a piece of chocolate and asked, "Dementors getting you down?"

For the past two days my Genetics class has been subbed by an evil woman. She not only wears all pink, told us and I quote "There will be no need to talk," and has a hideous cat bag bit turned around when I called her Professor Umbridge. My friends and I have started Dumbledore's Army, we meet in the little gym no one goes in. MLIM

Today at school our history teacher walked out of the room, telling us all to be quiet. Everyone went silent, except for a boy who was whispering to his friend. All of the sudden, My teacher burst into the room and pointed a pencil at him, shouting "Avada Kadavra!" Immediately, I knew what I had to do. I Pointed my pencil at him and yelled, "Expelliamus!" And his pencil went flying across the room. The boy who was talking was on the floor, faking dead, and a bunch of us had surrounded our teacher, pointing our pencils at him. MLIM

Today at lunch a group of students came in carrying broomsticks and proceeded to start a Quidditch game in the cafeteria. I love my school. MLIM