Attention AverageWizards. As my senior project I am trying to start a charity called Socks for Dobby. The charity will involve sending a pair of socks filled with soap and other small essentials to needy in the poorer African countries. But since Dobby (rest in peace my friend) is a copy-writed character I need to ask J.K. Rowling for permission. Her Magicalness will not listen to a a lowly AW like me so lets get lots of virtual signitures on this post to get this started! Thank you for your help.

I was on MLIA and thought that this was an appropriate story: Today I got really bored so I started to mess with my T******t obsessed sister's Scene it T******t game. Looking through the trivia cards I saw one that asked 'In what magical movie did Robert Pattinson play Cederic Digory.' Being the Harry Potter fanatic I am I said, like everyone else would have, 'Goblet of Fire'. I turn it over, what does it say? 'Order of Phoenix'. WAY TO FAIL T******T Saga! This adds onto our hate of you.

Today, a friend and I had to go to the office and we ended up talking to the principal. I made a Harry Potter reference. He got it. My friend immediately tried making a Tw*l*ght reference. She got detention. I now know my education is in safe hands. M[School]IM

Today, I saw a picture of Fred and Ron in the flying car from the Chamber of Secrets, outside of Harry's window. The caption on the picture was "Get in loser, we're going shopping." The fact that Mean Girls and Harry Potter were on the same picture made my day.

Yesterday I went to see "Alice in Wonderland" (highly recomend), and when I heard the caterpillar speak in Snape's voice I said "Holy crap, its Snape!" out loud. Most people ignored me, a couple people gave me wierd looks or shhed me. But one person in the theater laughed. Thank you mysterious person for keeping my faith in the moviegoers of today.MM

Today, I was at lunch with my friends and some kids from a different school. One of my friends was talking to another kid about their heredity, as they were both Irish and Italian. When they looked at me, to speak, I said, "Oh, my mom's a witch and my dad's a muggle. I'm a half-blood." They responded with blank stares. MLIM

The other day, my friend told me this, "Do you know Moaning Myrtle? Well, before she met me, she was just Myrtle." He just got a whole lot cooler to me. MLIM

Today my mom got a letter that was dated 3/15/10... today is the 13th. The first thing I thought when she showed it to me? "oooo Someone's been abusing their time-turner." MLIM

The other day, my best friend thought it would be funny to draw a Dark Mark with a smiley face on top on her arm. Then, in Science class, she kept on complaining that it wouldn't wash off in the shower so me and my other friends started to tease her, saying things like, "It won't come off those to whom it properly belongs!" When our Science teacher whom nobody really enjoyed walked in the room, she screamed, "THE DARK LORD IS NEAR!!!!" and ran away. MLIM

Today, I realized that the only reason I know that the post office is closed on Sundays is because of Harry Potter. Thank you, Uncle Vernon, for teaching me that there's no post on Sundays.