Today my grandmother told me that she wanted to be cremated so that if Voldemort came back, he couldn't use her as an inferi against her family. I understand, Grandma.

Today, I was talking to my friend at home from my college dorm room. I asked him if he missed me at all while I was away at school. He responded with "the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them. Even Muggles feel their change in presence... that's how it feels without you." I feel like a patronus. MLIM.

A few months ago it was Twin Day at my high school. My best friend and I decided to be awesome. We both wore our "muggle" t shirts. She wore a Gryffindor hoodie, and I my Slytherin one. I frew a lightning bolt on her head, she drew a "home made" dark mark on my arm. At lunch we proceeded to stage a giant Potter v. Malfoy fight. It. Was. Amazing. MLIM!

Earlier on, I submitted a story saying that Lord Voldemort is following me on twitter. Well, afterwards, I clicked "follow" on his profile. And it said "You are now following Lord Voldemort." I feel like a Death Eater :) MLIM

Today I finally saw a Dumbledore's Army signup at my college. I am way too excited about this. MLIM

A few days ago, in my Speech class, we were required to give either a Speech of Introduction to someone famous, or, a Speech of Remembrance in the form of a Eulogy. So. I decided on a Eulogy. Whom did I choose? Why, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, of course. It was my ode to one of the greatest men to ever have tuaght me the magic of the world and whose mere exisitence has had a great impact on my life; without the Headmaster of Hogwarts, I can honestly say, my life would be a much emptier place. Farewell Dumbledore. You have lived. You have loved. And you will be missed. Take care, old friend. Mischief Managed.

My art teacher usually plays music from her iPod in class if we ' re being quiet . Today she turned on music and the first song that came on was Granger Danger from AVPM and so I proceeded to sing along : ) aneedless yo say I gained more faith in my art teacher . MATIM ! [ My Art Teacher Is Magical ]

The other day, my mom said, "I haven't heard from you-know-who in a while." (you-know-who meaning my sister). This obviously reminded me of someone in Harry Potter, so I replied, "I didn't know you were still in contact with Voldemort!" She then said, "He's your father." I pointed out that this would mean that she had to be a witch. My mom has been hiding something from me. MMIM (My Mom is Magical)

I was babysitting a kid when he saw the harry potter movie on the floor. He picked it up and started flipping through the brochure. His birthday was coming up, and he asked if I would buy him the Harry Potter wand. I told him it was kinda expensive, and maybe I'd buy him a wand from somewhere else. He cried and told me the other wands are fake and have no magical powers, and that I was the only one who could make his life magical. How could I say no to that? IMAKLM (I made a kid's life magical)

A while ago while attending a scholarship examination at a school out of town, we were given a break and I decided to walk around to see the place. I was with a friend of mine, and we decided it looked really like Hogwarts; castle-like interior, stained glass windows, paintings here and there, massive staircase.... just as we said it we heard one of the school's students playing Hedwig's Theme on a bugle. RSAM (Rockwell Students Are Magical)