Today, I realized that if I ever came across a dementor, I would have absolutely no problem casting a patronus. Why? Because finding a dementor would mean that the whole magical world is real. I can't imagine a happier thought. MLIM

Today I had a friend burn me by saying that my mother was so fat that her boggart was a trainer with a diet plan. Classic. MLIM

I was recently going through a really hard time. I had been almost chronically depressed for months, and I had been self injuring. I knew it was wrong and I felt horrible about it and other things, but I just couldn't stop. Then I pulled myself together- I came on here and read through the entire site, again. I watched all the Harry Potter movies in order and read all the books again. I watched AVPM again, twice. I felt so much better. Harry Potter, AVPM, and you all here at AW are almost personally responsible for the fact that I have been cut free for the past two months. Thank you. MLIM.

This weekend my grandfather died, so my whole family has been scrambling to get everything arranged for his funeral. The only problem they're run into is that they couldn't find where he kept the key to his saftey deposit box, which had a lot of important documents in it. My dad called me and asked me where I would keep something that important. I told him that in Harry Potter, Harry kept important things balled up in an ugly pair of socks. Humoring me, my dad went to check my grandpa's sock drawer. Guess who just saved the funeral? MLIM

Being a total Harry Potter fanatic has its problems. Now whenever I hear a ticking noise, I don't know whether to start singing or to look for a sandwich.

Earlier this year, I posted a story about my fish, Voldemort, killing my fish, Cedric, and tearing off the fin of the one I named Pettigrew. Well, today I am sorry to announce that Voldemort has taken another life. Fred Weasley, you will sorely be missed. MFWM(My Fish Was Magical)

Today, I was talking to my best friend, who differs very radically on the Harry Potter v Tw*light argument. He disagreed by saying Edward Cullen would defeat Harry Potter. When I said Harry could simply Avada Kedavra him, he said it wouldn't work just like Harrys defensive spells didn't work on the Inferi. We made a agreement, that if I could get a post saying Harry Potter would beat Edward Cullen on averagewizard, he would accept that Harry would beat Edward in a fight.

Today I was in Border's and saw these two girls arguing in front of a T******t display. The first one said, "Screw you! He's mine!" The second one said "He would never go for you, I'm more his type." I assumed they were talking about Edward, so I walked right up to them and told them, "You do realise he's dead?" The first girl turned to me with tears in her eyes and said loudly, "Fred Weasley lives on in spirit!" And stormed off. I went after her to give her the profuse apology she deserved.

A few months ago, I decided to count the number of times the word "Harry" appears in the Harry Potter series. After discovering this site, I thought it only fair to inform you all that "Harry" appears 17,809 times throughout the series. :) MLIM

Today I was bored at lunch, so I wrote on my brown paper lunch bag, "THIS BAG IS A HORCRUX" and left it there for the next lunch period. When I came back to the cafeteria for my study hall, I found the bag with a plastic butter knife (labeled "Sword of Gryffindor" stuck through it. The bag read, "Take that, Voldemort!" MSIM (My School Is Magical)