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This weekend, I had a Harry Potter movie marathon. As I watched him progress through each school year, I realized Harry could probably fill up all of fmylife.com with his stories. "I'm in the Triwizard Tournament, fml." "Cho is going to the Yule Ball with Cedric, fml." "The Whomping Willow ate my broom, fml." "Half the people I know have died, fml." The list goes on. At least he doesn't let it get him down :)
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I was on facebook looking at the Average Wizard group site, and someone had commented "Go get a life!" It was a gret pleasure to see someone had commented back "I don't need a life, I have Horcruxes" Win. MLIM
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Today, I realized that if I ever came across a dementor, I would have absolutely no problem casting a patronus. Why? Because finding a dementor would mean that the whole magical world is real. I can't imagine a happier thought. MLIM
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Last night, for the Super Bowl I posted my facebook status for my 'prediction' as "Ireland wins but Krum catches the snitch." I got more 'likes' on that status than any I have ever posted.
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Today I had a friend burn me by saying that my mother was so fat that her boggart was a trainer with a diet plan. Classic. MLIM
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As I have been looking through stories on Average Wizard, I saw posts about fans crying about the deaths of Tonks, Dumbledore, Hedwig, and even Colin Creevy. I would like to mention I cried for Draco in the 6th book. Thank you, Draco, for showing the world that your aren't as evil as you seem and wouldn't kill Dumbledore. ♥
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Today, I was in Home Ec class and we were cutting up onions. Just to play around, we had to take a section and try to get all the juices out of it. Everyone else was using their fingers, but me? I remembered "crush with side of knife- releases juices better than cutting", so I used the side of my knife. It worked the best. Thank you, Half-Blood Prince. MLIM.
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Today while watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, my stepdad informed me that babies aren't dropped off by the stork, but by Dumbledore. MLIM
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I just found out that Brown University has a quidditch team... Well played "Emma Watson", integrating into muggle society and still being able to watch quidditch.
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This weekend my grandfather died, so my whole family has been scrambling to get everything arranged for his funeral. The only problem they're run into is that they couldn't find where he kept the key to his saftey deposit box, which had a lot of important documents in it. My dad called me and asked me where I would keep something that important. I told him that in Harry Potter, Harry kept important things balled up in an ugly pair of socks. Humoring me, my dad went to check my grandpa's sock drawer. Guess who just saved the funeral? MLIM
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