Best of This Week
Hey AverageWizards. I recently found out about this website from the girl I've liked for two years. I know that she reads it religiously, liking and commenting almost every post. Please get this submitted so I can ask her the question I've wanted to for a long time: Winter Leah McDunn, will you accompany me to the Deathly Hallows midnight premiere? Please, help make my life magical :) -Andrew Medina
#63922 Comments: 62
My friend, Lily, is obsessed with Harry Potter. There is a boy in our class named James Potter that always asks her out. The last time he did, Lily said, "I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid." James replied, in a British accent, "Oh, come on, Evans."
She said yes.
#63785 Comments: 13
Today I saw a post secret that said "When I was younger, I didn't kill myself because I had to know how Harry Potter ended." Some people may roll their eyes at our Harry Potter references and look at us in disbelief when we re-read them for the 15th time. But Harry Potter isn't just 7 books. It has changed so many lives. Our lives are truly magic, average wizards.
#64232 Comments: 13
Today while at the mall, a boy screamed out my name. I didn't know who he was so I asked him. He told me we went to the same school when i was 7, and I showed him Harry Potter. He then said how could he ever forget the girl who brought the most magical thing in the world into his <3 MLIM.
#64114 Comments: 9
I found this on average texts from last night and thought it should be here: "I’m watching Americas got talent. Can you imagine if they had a show like this in the Wizarding world? “Hi I’m Voldemort and I’m going to show you how to split your soul into 7 parts so you’re practically immortal." TheirLIM
#64464 Comments: 18
Today, while moderating submissions on dearblankpleaseblank.com,I hit no for almost every one. Then I found this, "Dear Viktor, I WIN! Sincerely Ron." I voted yes and laughed very hard. DBPBIM
#64445 Comments: 2
While doing some internet shopping, I came across light switches that were voice activated and could be programmed with any command. I yelled for my brother to come see and he said 'You only want those so you can program them to 'Lumos' and 'Nox'.' He knows me too well. MLIM.
#63872 Comments: 15
I realized that one year ago, if I had said Harry Potter is better than Tw*l*ght, I would have been slapped across the face by an obsessed, insulted tween fangirl (no joke). Now, I get high-fives. The world is becoming a truly beautiful place now that the Tw*l*ght fad is fading and Harry Potter is making a comeback. Let's keep it this way, shall we? MLIM
#63762 Comments: 31
Today I watched Vampires Suck and there was a part when 'Becca' and 'Jessica' were walking out after seeing Breaking Dawn and are giving away all the spoilers to everyone in line. Then out of nowhere, someone stands up and yells 'SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!' and sat back down. I was grinning and laughing but my friend gave me a horrified look and stood up and shouted 'I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THERE YET!!' MLIM
#63915 Comments: 17
Today, with tears in my eyes, I finally finished reading the Deathly Hallows. I put off reading it because I never wanted it to end, but I finally realized that it will never be over if I don't want it to be. Harry Potter is truly the greatest series of our time, and because of it, MLIM.
#63747 Comments: 7