"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "You know" "You know who?" "That's right! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Best. Joke. EVER. MLIM.
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I have a shirt that says this on it. except its just the knock knock joke no frills
wow. i actually laughed out loud.
haha thsats funny rofllmbobtcstcadbfotwaamwllbgwritsagkbayb!!!!
i have been trying to figure out what this means for the past ten minutes and i thought of something halfway through it but could not come up with the rest. and i really hope this actually means something so i don't look stupid.
What does that mean?
RolingOntheFloorLaughingMyButOfBecauseThisCould... Honistly, I have no idea xD
i've heard that so many times before. but i still laugh every time.
Haha! That's hilarious! By far the best knock-knock joke in existence!
:) i pulled that one at school today
when i did my friends stared at me blankly..... :(
Don't worry. Mine did too.
Same. Except for the one in Slytherin...
the death curse is not ajoke young wizard... eh, screw it rOFL
haha. i like your name btw :)
You are right that is the best joke
my friend told me that joke at dinner!!!! :D i almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard (: my sister and i tell each other this joke all the time now :P
My friend told me that at lunch in 8th grade. I laughed so lod almost the entire cafiteria heard me. I still tell people it. No one ever gets it.
Bahahaha i use that joke on my twil*ght friends.
i'm def using that
So going to use that from now on. WOOT!
this is the first I've heard this joke! I just might have to tell it tomorrow..... a lot....
i personally like some of the brand new wizard stand up jokes. like "where to puppies go to wizarding school?... Dogwarts!" hahha
or "why did the slytherin cross the road then cross back over?... he's a double-crosser!"
Classic. :')
I used the Knockk Knock joke on my friend and she says "That's so corny" Then starts laughing hysterically!
That is easily one of the best jokes I have ever heard.
I love this. It's the best joke EVER.
ha ha I loved it so much that I couldn't wait to tell it.
my new facebook status <3
I tried this on my friends, and only the one who is in Slytherin got it. Naturally.