AverageWizard - Life is magic today

[ - ] AirmanVelaGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I have a shirt that says this on it. except its just the knock knock joke no frills

[ - ] DontCallMeNymphadoraGood: 14Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

wow. i actually laughed out loud.

[ - ] earth2ginaGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

haha thsats funny rofllmbobtcstcadbfotwaamwllbgwritsagkbayb!!!!

[ - ] jhickey11Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

i have been trying to figure out what this means for the past ten minutes and i thought of something halfway through it but could not come up with the rest. and i really hope this actually means something so i don't look stupid.

[ - ] bobcat2011Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

What does that mean?

[ - ] DawnEclipseGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

RolingOntheFloorLaughingMyButOfBecauseThisCould... Honistly, I have no idea xD

[ - ] beyondwhatlcandoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

i've heard that so many times before. but i still laugh every time.

[ - ] NTonksAurorGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Haha! That's hilarious! By far the best knock-knock joke in existence!

[ - ] jamesp101Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

:) i pulled that one at school today

[ - ] ssalazarGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

when i did my friends stared at me blankly..... :(

[ - ] AurorMarieGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Don't worry. Mine did too.

[ - ] thegreengryffindorgirlGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Same. Except for the one in Slytherin...

[ - ] crazysteveGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

the death curse is not ajoke young wizard... eh, screw it rOFL

[ - ] ginnyginaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

haha. i like your name btw :)

[ - ] Alissa5Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

You are right that is the best joke

[ - ] MYlifeINhogwartsGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

my friend told me that joke at dinner!!!! :D i almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard (: my sister and i tell each other this joke all the time now :P

[ - ] michaela_anneGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

My friend told me that at lunch in 8th grade. I laughed so lod almost the entire cafiteria heard me. I still tell people it. No one ever gets it.

[ - ] pigfarts_pigfartsGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Bahahaha i use that joke on my twil*ght friends.

[ - ] MarryMeGinnyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

i'm def using that

[ - ] WizardCMGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

So going to use that from now on. WOOT!

[ - ] Falco_AesalonGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

this is the first I've heard this joke! I just might have to tell it tomorrow..... a lot....

[ - ] hogwartsdearestGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

i personally like some of the brand new wizard stand up jokes. like "where to puppies go to wizarding school?... Dogwarts!" hahha or "why did the slytherin cross the road then cross back over?... he's a double-crosser!"

[ - ] kimmleviGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Classic. :')

[ - ] earth2ginaGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I used the Knockk Knock joke on my friend and she says "That's so corny" Then starts laughing hysterically!

[ - ] ilovesiriusblackGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

That is easily one of the best jokes I have ever heard.

[ - ] scarletstardustGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

I love this. It's the best joke EVER.

[ - ] HogwartsBandGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

ha ha I loved it so much that I couldn't wait to tell it.

[ - ] dancinglikeahippogriffGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

my new facebook status <3

[ - ] thegreengryffindorgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I tried this on my friends, and only the one who is in Slytherin got it. Naturally.

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