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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "You know" "You know who?" "That's right! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Best. Joke. EVER. MLIM.

#16835 Comments: 29

[ - ] AirmanVelaGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

I have a shirt that says this on it. except its just the knock knock joke no frills

[ - ] DontCallMeNymphadoraGood: 14Bad: 02 years ago

wow. i actually laughed out loud.

[ - ] earth2ginaGood: 0Bad: 22 years ago

haha thsats funny rofllmbobtcstcadbfotwaamwllbgwritsagkbayb!!!!

[ - ] jhickey11Good: 3Bad: 12 years ago

i have been trying to figure out what this means for the past ten minutes and i thought of something halfway through it but could not come up with the rest. and i really hope this actually means something so i don't look stupid.

[ - ] bobcat2011Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

What does that mean?

[ - ] DawnEclipseGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

RolingOntheFloorLaughingMyButOfBecauseThisCould... Honistly, I have no idea xD

[ - ] beyondwhatlcandoGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

i've heard that so many times before. but i still laugh every time.

[ - ] NTonksAurorGood: 11Bad: 02 years ago

Haha! That's hilarious! By far the best knock-knock joke in existence!

[ - ] jamesp101Good: 3Bad: 02 years ago

:) i pulled that one at school today

[ - ] ssalazarGood: 6Bad: 02 years ago

when i did my friends stared at me blankly..... :(

[ - ] AurorMarieGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Don't worry. Mine did too.

[ - ] thegreengryffindorgirlGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Same. Except for the one in Slytherin...

[ - ] crazysteveGood: 8Bad: 02 years ago

the death curse is not ajoke young wizard... eh, screw it rOFL

[ - ] ginnyginaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

haha. i like your name btw :)

[ - ] Alissa5Good: 4Bad: 02 years ago

You are right that is the best joke

[ - ] MYlifeINhogwartsGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

my friend told me that joke at dinner!!!! :D i almost fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard (: my sister and i tell each other this joke all the time now :P

[ - ] michaela_anneGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

My friend told me that at lunch in 8th grade. I laughed so lod almost the entire cafiteria heard me. I still tell people it. No one ever gets it.

[ - ] pigfarts_pigfartsGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

Bahahaha i use that joke on my twil*ght friends.

[ - ] MarryMeGinnyGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

i'm def using that

[ - ] WizardCMGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

So going to use that from now on. WOOT!

[ - ] Falco_AesalonGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

this is the first I've heard this joke! I just might have to tell it tomorrow..... a lot....

[ - ] hogwartsdearestGood: 7Bad: 12 years ago

i personally like some of the brand new wizard stand up jokes. like "where to puppies go to wizarding school?... Dogwarts!" hahha or "why did the slytherin cross the road then cross back over?... he's a double-crosser!"

[ - ] kimmleviGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

Classic. :')

[ - ] earth2ginaGood: 4Bad: 02 years ago

I used the Knockk Knock joke on my friend and she says "That's so corny" Then starts laughing hysterically!

[ - ] ilovesiriusblackGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

That is easily one of the best jokes I have ever heard.

[ - ] scarletstardustGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

I love this. It's the best joke EVER.

[ - ] HogwartsBandGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

ha ha I loved it so much that I couldn't wait to tell it.

[ - ] dancinglikeahippogriffGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

my new facebook status <3

[ - ] thegreengryffindorgirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I tried this on my friends, and only the one who is in Slytherin got it. Naturally.

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