AverageWizard - Life is magic today

[ - ] justcallmeharrypotterGood: 14Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wish he did. Your subconcious is awesome by the way...

[ - ] waldoluv1Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

True dat, man. Also, i wud TOTALY friend him and send him pokes lol

[ - ] voldysgonemoldy123Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ditto.

[ - ] eatingofdeathGood: 20Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Well, he does have a youtube channel. It wouldn't be that much of a stretch.

[ - ] weasleyloveGood: 45Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

flootube

[ - ] DaniGrangerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YESSSS! :D

[ - ] vikkykrumGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I thought the same thing. :D

[ - ] longbottomGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

that just made my entire day!!

[ - ] hpluver411Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

heheheheheheehhehehehehe

[ - ] LordVoldemortGood: 44Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I do.

[ - ] hannahpotterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

WOAH. give us the link!

[ - ] FifteenthShadowGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

He actually does. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000558438153&ref=search&sid=1057792190.3541220150..1 Tom Voldy.

[ - ] pigfarts_fourthyearGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

there's also one under Volde Mort

[ - ] ginnylookalikeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

i totally just copied that link and added him :)

[ - ] TomRiddleGood: 11Bad: 02 years ago

Imposter.

[ - ] FlowtailGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

me: "what do they mean me?.... OH I GET IT!" *sniggers in study hall*

[ - ] RavenClawDescendantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

WOAH . LordVoldemort . TomRiddle . You two Must Have Been Really Early AverageWizards To Have Gotten That name [: But YOUR DEAD ! :D

[ - ] superwitchGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

DITTO!!!

[ - ] Gred_n_ForgeGood: 19Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

G:Do we need a Dark Mark to Favorite him? F: How do you think so many people have become Death Eaters, George? G: I just thought they were all Lunatics...

[ - ] NotDeadFredGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

you can make a homemade dark mark!!!!!

[ - ] ginnyweasly15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

like draco!

[ - ] canarycreamGood: 6Bad: 72 years, 1 month ago

But I do, Muggle. You may add me if you are interested in joining the dark side... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000554413793

[ - ] A_Fine_Frenzy93Good: 18Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

Voldermort wouldn't add Muggles.

[ - ] theonewhoateacheesecauldronGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

i love a fine frenzy(the singer)! and yeah he would add us muggles, just to kill us and turn us into inferi.

[ - ] FlowtailGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

true, it's much smarter to keep people alive and get something out of them then just killing them. After all, you can make a muggle a slave... but you can't do much with a dead body, muggle, mudblood, or otherwise.

[ - ] AveryPotterMusicalFanGood: 17Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

if youve seen A Very Potter Musical then u can add THAT voldemort! he is FITTT! no kidding guys!

[ - ] A_Fine_Frenzy93Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

He does! Tom Voldy! It is him!

[ - ] mmmmKatGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

JUST ROFLED.

[ - ] KatGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I can't decide if that was a good dream, or a bad dream. :/

[ - ] OxymoronGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

He's my friend on Facebook :) His birthday is apparently this Thursday.

[ - ] NotoriouslyGoodFindersGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I've had this dream before!!

[ - ] RemuslupinGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thats Nice. {:

[ - ] RemuslupinGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

Thats Nice. {:

[ - ] TheDarkestDawnGood: 9Bad: 02 years ago

hate to break it to you, but he does. And hes gonna getcha.. >:D

[ - ] harrypotheadGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

Dumbledore needs one too! I wonder if they have facebook in heaven. haha

[ - ] ginnyweasly15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

thats so sad...

[ - ] charmsprofessorlunaGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

D; Wait, there is no Tom Marvolo Riddle page? I could have sworn that there was one by that name.

[ - ] Zoeis_indeed_amalfoyGood: 0Bad: 32 years ago

No he does hav ea face book its Tom Raddle!

[ - ] Romilda_VaneGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

I lol'd xD

[ - ] TheDarkLordHGMGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

There is a Tom Marvolo Riddle page. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tom-Marvolo-Riddle/276692579441?ref=mf

[ - ] HarryPotterRelatedTermGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"You spend all night on Voldemort's myspace..."

[ - ] looneylovegood12Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

HE DOES HAVE ONE. dislike dislike dislike

[ - ] looneylovegood12Good: 12Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And wash that turban! it tickles my nose! Yes, my Dark King- Okay, just relax with the dark king stuff, okay... I watch you wipe your butt every day. you can call me Voldemort now- we've reached that point.

[ - ] SilverandGreenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My GOSH. I LOL'd the whole time I was watching that scene =))

[ - ] RabidWrackspurtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Yes, my...Voldemort..."

[ - ] YoucouldalwaystakeatrainGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He has one!!!! AMAZING

[ - ] DracoLovesHarryGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

And he has a gmail.

[ - ] afriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'd be his friend.

[ - ] bellatrix1966Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I'd send him a marriage request if he did

[ - ] LoonyLovegood7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I once had a dream that bellatrix was married to voldy and i was their daughter.... scary.

[ - ] ginnyweasleygryffinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

I just went on a half hour search for the true lord voldemort on facebook. Guess what? There isn't one. I'm tempted to make one for him, but I don't want to die. o.O

[ - ] wizardweazes717Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

small phrase, awesome story. :-0

[ - ] izzieluvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

He has a Myspace. Here's a fanfic about it... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3028541/1/The_Dark_Lord_gets_a_Myspace

[ - ] averageman99Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I dreamed Ifought him with coconuts and he threw a laptop at me

[ - ] Ravenclaw_RobinwingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

OH MY GOD THAT'S TERRIFYING!!!

[ - ] filthymudblood94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Idk `bout Facebook, but he has a Twitter. Lord_Voldemort7.

[ - ] LoonyLovegood7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

I love your username!right there with ya!

[ - ] imcoolinhogwartsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

I would get into a poke fight. ;)

[ - ] HPrules18Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

aww i wish my subconscious would be so totally awesome.

[ - ] Ravenclaw_PrefectGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

he does have a flootube channel :)

[ - ] LoonyLovegood7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

You know, if he had a facebook then Harry would have to make his body inferi, because Voldy went moldy in 1998. and if you poked him he would probbably reply "avada kedavra." so.. ya.

[ - ] LoonyLovegood7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

Oh my... how frightful...

[ - ] gryffinclaw8997Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

He does. I friended him.

[ - ] ward101Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I just added him. He says "I am Lord Voldemort, I am a pure-blood, and I despise muggles, mudbloods, squibs and blood-traitors. Cross me and die. Also, I love Zefron more than anyone.

[ - ] HermioneGrangerDangerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll send you a fachaybook invite Snape. - Potter Puppet Pals.

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