Haha, that's so true! And kinda sad, but still so funny =)

"I just got attacked by dementors and nobody will tell me what's going on, fml."

"Dumbledore won't look at me, fml."

"My godfather just died, and it's partially my fault, fml."

"I was just brooding in my cupboard and then suddenly I found myself in the middle of a musical, fml."

"i'm feeling cranky and pubecent today, and i don't know why. RRRRRRRR!!! i'm going to take it out on people i like. FML" (as in PPP:Wizard Angst)

"Hogwarts has a basalisk living in the basement and I'm the only one who can talk to it, fml" "I nearly drowned in the lake trying to save some girl I don't even know, fml" "I'm the only person who can kill the most evil wizard of all time and he isn't even mortal! FML!"

Both my parents died when I was a baby. I grew up abused, without any love. FML

"I'm obsessed with Draco Malfoy! FML"

I have to let Voldemort kill me! FML

"Dumbledore died and I couldn't do anything about it. FML."

my life sucks end of story. fml my dormmates and the rest of the wizarding world thinks i've lost my mind. fml hermione can't cook and we've been eating her meals for months. fml I've spent the last year living in a freaking tent. fml Haha, this is fun!

I fell off my broomstick during quidditch because dementors came up to the stadium. fml

"Cho always cries when we kiss.Fml"

I'm stuck in the cold, dark woods being persued as a fugituve with two people who are constantly bickering because they're too proud to admit their true feelings for each other and I'm caught in the middle of it. And on top of that, I have to find all of these darn horcruxes Voldemort was stupid enough to make without the help of the only two father figures I can ever remember having. FMFL.

hahaha soo true.... no one in the wizarding world believes you-know-who is back. FML you-know-who almost killed me (again). FML pretty much everyone i know and love has died. FML i have to go back to the Dursley's this summer. FML

Ron just totally deserted me and Hermione while looking for Horcruxes, and she's getting on my last freaking nerve. FML

The most powerful wizard in the world wants to kill me. FML

"I finally got a date with Cho, She wanted to talk about her dead Ex. FML" "Snape is my DADA tacher. FML" "My son's name is Albus Severus. FML" "I'm a horcrux. FML" And the list goes on.

"Dobby took my letters from my friends, got me a warning from the ministry, got me in trouble with McGonagall and Dumbledore for flying a car here, had me chased by his own bludger, and died. FML" "The Whomping Willow almost crushed me and Ron FML" "My werewolf teacher attacked us and hurt my Godfather FML" "I got detention with Severus Snape for the rest of the year FML." I have to surrender myself cause I'm a horcrux FML." "Severus died knowing I hated him and not knowing I don't hate him in the end FML." "I learned that Buckbeak is to die today FML." And on and on it goes.

"I have occlumency lessons with Severus snape FML." "I have detention with Umbridge FML" "Everyone can lead a more normal life than mine, I have to search for horcruxes and kill the most evil and powerful wizard FML" And so on it goes

I've been bullied by my fat cousin all my life but I just found out I'm supposed to defeat the most evil wizard of all time. FML

I swallowed the Snitch in my game today. It tasted like the sweat of a thousand pubescent teenage boys. FML.

I have to break up with Ginny so Voldemort won't go after her and torture/kill her cuz then I'll go to him, and thats what he wants FML

I saw Snape's underpants in the Pensieve. FML

"My best friend i consider a sister just got tortured and her throat slashed by Bellatrix,who also killed my godfather FML" this could go on forever

Voldemort just killed Cedric.FML...one more to add to my never ending list F you Voldemort!

All this time I've hung around Dumbledore, I never knew he was gay. FML || I live in a world of magic and I'm wearing glasses. FML || My wife Ginny appears a lot like my mother. FML

I just got bitten by a freaking Basilisk. FML. My best friend just deserted me. FML. Snape loved my mother. FML [for the record, I am NOT anti-Snape ... I don't think anyone is anymore]. I had to blow up the body of my dead owl friend and my Firebolt from my dead godfather. FML. I just got tortured and watched Cedric die, then saw his 'ghost', along with the ones of my mum and dad. FML. etc

I've fallen in love with my best friend's sister FML. I just found out the guy I've been criticizing for the last seven years has constantly been looking out for me FML Everytime Voldemort decides to have a mood swing my head nearly explodes FML.

I just fiund out the man I looked up to used to be buddies with Grindelwald FML. Xenophilius almost turned us in and gave us to the Death Eaters FML. I have to go to my death in the forbidden forest FML.

I'm the OP, and I'd just like to say I'm glad I started such a trend. Just try watching the movies and thinking like this. It's pretty hilarious. Imagine how many fmls there are gonna be in the last two movies!

everyone thinks i'm the heir of slytherine. fml

I had to strip off my clothes in freezing cold weather to retrieve this stupid sword, besides almost freezing to death I almost drowned in the process, and after all that trouble our goblin friend goes and steals the blasted sword. FML

my divinaiton teacher won't shut up about my death FML

my divinaiton teacher won't shut up about my death FML

"Everyone hates me for being the fourth champion, I didn't even enter the tournament FML" "Ron and Hermione refused to believe that Draco was a Death Eater; I was right all along FML" "My favorite professor's class sucks FML" (care of magical creatures) I love this haha

My least favorite teacher has full permission to attack my mind and find out about all my worst memories. Weekly. FML.

"I'm going out with Cho Chang and she won't stop crying. FML"

"I like my best friend's sister, and she's dating another guy. FML."

"I had to break up with the love of my life because of Lord Voldemort. FML." "I'm Voldemort's seventh horcrux. FML." "Professor Slughorn only likes me because I'm the boy who lived. FML." "My parents died when I was one year old. FML."

Bellatrix won't stop mocking me in her baby voice FML. Voldemort is saying how I ran away from the fight but in reality I was going to die for everyone FML. I have no idea how to open that damn snitch FML. I found out my dad was a huge bully to Severus Snape FML. Everybod'ys dying because I'm not dead FML. A locket almost choked me and drowned me FML. I learned the man I hated had my mom's patronus and ended up a good guy but died thinking I hated him to the fullest extent FML. On and on and on...

That awful Rita Skeeter published a book about my hero and now I don't know what to think anymore and everyone's telling me to choose what to believe but I just want the truth and it's NOT HERE!!! FML!

Snape killed Dumbledore. FML

"I grew up in the cupboard under the stairs. FML." "The only family I have very literally hates me. FML" "Draco Malfoy is a prat. FML."

"Someone stole my wand and used it to conjure the Dark Mark, causing a huge panic, and I almost got hit by about twenty stunners as a result. FML"

"The end of the school year unfailingly culminates in some completely ridiculous sequence of events that ends with me narrowly escaping death. Often someone I'm with at the time isn't so lucky. FML"

"Pretty much every time I go out onto the Quidditch field I end up in the hospital wing. FML"

The words "I must not tell lies" have been carved onto the back of my hand over and over again when I'm not even lying. FML

out of all the people in the bloody world, Umbridge has the effing locket FML

"This bald guy with bloodshot eyes, no nose, and a really high voice keeps trying to off me. FML"

So someone should totally make a website dedicated to the crap that is Harry Potter's life. I would since I now feel like a trendsetting genius, but I'm no genius when it comes to the internet. My version would be a blogspot fail. Anyone game? fhpl hahha

"My hair refuses to lie flat. FML."

"I was banned from playing Quidditch for my lifetime. FML"

My favourite professor is a werewolf. FML

"Draco Malfoy is doing something inside the Room of Requirement but I can't get in there. FML."

Everyone that I ever look up to at some point in my life dies. My parents, Sirius, Lupin, Dumbledore, Snape...FML.

"Professor Lockhart is almost as obsessed with me as he is with himself. FML."

"my uncle and aunt just gave my some tissues for christmas. fml."

"My Patronus is complementary to Snape's. FML"

"Draco thinks I'm taking remedial potions lessons. FML"

"Seamus and I aren't talking because he believes his mother and that blasted Daily Prophet. FML."

"Moaning Myrtle keeps trying to hook up with me in the Prefects' Bathroom. FML"

"my childhood is eerily similar to Voldemorts FML"

"It was left to me by my dad. My dad that's dead. My father's dead. I have a dead father. FML."

I was forced to scar my own hand by an evil professor. FML

Snape was in love with my mother. FML

Rowling had to finish the series FML. Just thought I'd put one of my own.

I can imagine Harry tweeting all these as they happen.

Dobby died. Nuff said. FML

The line 'the whomping willow at my broom' really cracked me up. xD

OK stop it!I can't stop laughing!ROFLDM! ROFLSHTLVUAKOMAIL