For the last little while, I've been posting signs that say things like 'Fanged Frisbess Are Strictly Prohibited' on notice boards in my school. Today, I put one up that read 'He's Cedric Diggory - NOT Edward Cullen'. I later saw that someone had ripped out most of the words so it read 'He's Edward Cullen'. Of course, this means war.
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poor stupid twilight fans
That stupid little flobbywanderer dementor boggarar Dobbys sock.
don't you mean floppy-wanded dementor buggerer? BEST swear in Wizard Swears, and Wizard Swears has some pretty boss swears.
In my opinion I thought it was boggarar as in like boggarts.
be careful! twilight fans are rabid!
They're all dragon bogies.
What should I do in retaliation? And yay! First AW post!
congradulations!
add "and he's an Inferi!"
Niz xxx p.s. Congrats :)
Dobby's sock, when will they learn that Edward is just Cedric's corpse under the inferius curse?
Those Blast Ended Skanks! I agree with you completely, when will they EVER learn?!
Volemort's nipple! I'll start getting the dragons ready, let's see the sparkly ticks fight off these guys...
we must learn from these people and all twilight fans can be reformed i've seen it done we did it to my friend and now she is an obsessive hp fan
I was coverted. You just need to get them to read the first and then you realize how crapy those other ones are! tw@(*ht is just a phase it will end soon we all hope!
Hmm, so. They'll fight with thier little vampire covens and we'll wipe them out with Fiendfyre. This is why I studied the other side.
Hagrid's buttcrack!!! Good luck!
I like yours the best.
You swish-and-flickers! those troll bogies aren't worth the danger you'll be submitting yourself to with Fiendfyre. A well placed Bat-Bogey Hex or a tounge tying jinx whenever they say the title would do nicely.
Edw*rd C*llen should go to Askaban where his little sparkles can't get to anybody else. So should the rest of the horrible Tw*l*ght characters.
aren't the dementors torture enough for the inmates?!
Swish and flicker! My sister is a twilight fan, and she refuses to read Harry Potter.
I am embassed to admit that I *gasp* like Tw*l*ght, but Harry Potter will always be my first and favourite love!
It's all good. As long as you realize that Harry Potter is the superior series. I used to be like that, too.
This is the reason why Avada Kedavra is unforgiveable. It turns you into a sparkily vampire.
Sirius Black is part of the real Black family. Not some stupid fake werewolf.
I once saw a picture that had Snape on it and it said: Vampire do not sparkle Diggory, 10 points from Hufflepuff. I couldn't stop laughing for a minute
hahaha :D
I'll totally do that! (this is my submission)
AHAHAHA awesome lol *wipes eyes from laughing to hard* ahhh I can just imagine that happening too...
I'm so telling these to my sadly twihard friends.
Find them. Avada Kedavra their ass. ;)
No swears! AverageWizard is a respectable site. Twihards swears. We use Wizard Swears.
You say Avada Kedavra their cauldron bum I believe
I like Twi**ght but I admit the Harry Potter series is much better. If there was a real Edward he'd be a stalker.