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For the last little while, I've been posting signs that say things like 'Fanged Frisbess Are Strictly Prohibited' on notice boards in my school. Today, I put one up that read 'He's Cedric Diggory - NOT Edward Cullen'. I later saw that someone had ripped out most of the words so it read 'He's Edward Cullen'. Of course, this means war.
[ - ]  YoucouldalwaystakeatrainGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
poor stupid twilight fans
 
[ - ]  WhiteDeerPatronusGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That stupid little flobbywanderer dementor boggarar Dobbys sock.
 
[ - ]  IAmSTILLAngryWithLilyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
don't you mean floppy-wanded dementor buggerer? BEST swear in Wizard Swears, and Wizard Swears has some pretty boss swears.
 
[ - ]  Alissa5Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
In my opinion I thought it was boggarar as in like boggarts.
 
[ - ]  lunalove13Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
be careful! twilight fans are rabid!
 
[ - ]  Alissa5Good: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
They're all dragon bogies.
 
[ - ]  lupinlover394Good: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What should I do in retaliation? And yay! First AW post!
 
[ - ]  snapeandlilyslovechildGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
congradulations!
 
[ - ]  nizdollsGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
add "and he's an Inferi!" Niz xxx p.s. Congrats :)
 
[ - ]  salemwitchesinstitute26Good: 10Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Dobby's sock, when will they learn that Edward is just Cedric's corpse under the inferius curse?
 
[ - ]  notalonebenny56Good: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Those Blast Ended Skanks! I agree with you completely, when will they EVER learn?!
 
[ - ]  JamieRiddleGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Volemort's nipple! I'll start getting the dragons ready, let's see the sparkly ticks fight off these guys...
 
[ - ]  lillygrlGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
we must learn from these people and all twilight fans can be reformed i've seen it done we did it to my friend and now she is an obsessive hp fan
 
[ - ]  MalloryLongbottemGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I was coverted. You just need to get them to read the first and then you realize how crapy those other ones are! tw@(*ht is just a phase it will end soon we all hope!
 
[ - ]  MistyDiggoryGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hmm, so. They'll fight with thier little vampire covens and we'll wipe them out with Fiendfyre. This is why I studied the other side.
 
[ - ]  Halfbloodprince101Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hagrid's buttcrack!!! Good luck!
 
[ - ]  readergirl1028Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like yours the best.
 
[ - ]  the_other_twinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You swish-and-flickers! those troll bogies aren't worth the danger you'll be submitting yourself to with Fiendfyre. A well placed Bat-Bogey Hex or a tounge tying jinx whenever they say the title would do nicely.
 
[ - ]  OliverWood5Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Edw*rd C*llen should go to Askaban where his little sparkles can't get to anybody else. So should the rest of the horrible Tw*l*ght characters.
 
[ - ]  the_other_twinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
aren't the dementors torture enough for the inmates?!
 
[ - ]  moonylivesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Swish and flicker! My sister is a twilight fan, and she refuses to read Harry Potter.
 
[ - ]  muggle_magicGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I am embassed to admit that I *gasp* like Tw*l*ght, but Harry Potter will always be my first and favourite love!
 
[ - ]  LoonyLunaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's all good. As long as you realize that Harry Potter is the superior series. I used to be like that, too.
 
[ - ]  OyPotterGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This is the reason why Avada Kedavra is unforgiveable. It turns you into a sparkily vampire.
 
[ - ]  NTonksAurorGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sirius Black is part of the real Black family. Not some stupid fake werewolf.
 
[ - ]  Alissa5Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I once saw a picture that had Snape on it and it said: Vampire do not sparkle Diggory, 10 points from Hufflepuff. I couldn't stop laughing for a minute
 
[ - ]  loonycolleengrangerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
hahaha :D
 
[ - ]  lupinlover394Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'll totally do that! (this is my submission)
 
[ - ]  ungellifyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AHAHAHA awesome lol *wipes eyes from laughing to hard* ahhh I can just imagine that happening too...
 
[ - ]  OliverWood5Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm so telling these to my sadly twihard friends.
 
[ - ]  sspotterfreakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Find them. Avada Kedavra their ass. ;)
 
[ - ]  OliverWood5Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No swears! AverageWizard is a respectable site. Twihards swears. We use Wizard Swears.
 
[ - ]  Alissa5Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You say Avada Kedavra their cauldron bum I believe
 
[ - ]  iheartseverussnapeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like Twi**ght but I admit the Harry Potter series is much better. If there was a real Edward he'd be a stalker.
 

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