The other day, my mom said, "I haven't heard from you-know-who in a while." (you-know-who meaning my sister). This obviously reminded me of someone in Harry Potter, so I replied, "I didn't know you were still in contact with Voldemort!" She then said, "He's your father." I pointed out that this would mean that she had to be a witch. My mom has been hiding something from me. MMIM (My Mom is Magical)
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OMR you're the new heir!!
My sister has been telling me since I was eleven that I'm adopted and that I'm really the love child of Bellatrix and Voldemort. Apparently, Dumbledore placed me with the muggles. I'm your half-sister!
Your mother doesn't have to be a witch to have a child with Voldemort..
If her mom wasn't a witch, Voldemort would have killed her, not have a child with her.
that means your a squib. should be on FML
lol i can see it now
"Today I found out that my dad is Voldemort and I am actually a squid.... he wants to kill me now. FML"
lmfaooo. wow... hmmm, do u think old voldy would really kill his own son?? wait. what am i saying? of course he would. wow. blonde moment.
Who said that the OP was a guy?
Probably a typo.
Probably a typo.
oops doubles. *embarrased look*