The other day, my mom said, "I haven't heard from you-know-who in a while." (you-know-who meaning my sister). This obviously reminded me of someone in Harry Potter, so I replied, "I didn't know you were still in contact with Voldemort!" She then said, "He's your father." I pointed out that this would mean that she had to be a witch. My mom has been hiding something from me. MMIM (My Mom is Magical)