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Today my grandmother told me that she wanted to be cremated so that if Voldemort came back, he couldn't use her as an inferi against her family. I understand, Grandma.
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TheDarkLordHGM
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1 year, 11 months ago
That is one TOTALLY AWESOME Grandma.
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WeasleyFan
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1 year, 11 months ago
'ear 'ear!
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luna213
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1 year, 11 months ago
wow, that's the best argument ever! =)
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kilyhufflepuff
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1 year, 11 months ago
you have one totally awesome grandma
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teampotterforever
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1 year, 11 months ago
I now think i should be cremated too.
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rotfangconspiracybeliever117
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1 year, 11 months ago
Why didn't I think of that? I would hate to be part of Voldemort's army. That was unintentional.
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AurorMarie
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1 year, 11 months ago
I like your Grandma. She's really cool.
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NTonksAuror
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1 year, 11 months ago
I hope I'm that awesome when I'm older
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TheGrayLady
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1 year, 11 months ago
I hope I'm that cool when I'm an old lady
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Alissa5
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1 year, 11 months ago
Lets hope the Volturi don't get her and make her one of them. *points at Twilight* & *shuddering*
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TheDarkLordHGM
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1 year, 11 months ago
Ach! I thought there were swear-guards against the Series-that-must-not-be-named!
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WhiteDeerPatronus
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1 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, I hope Voldemort gets to her first. Sorry if that sounded mean but anyones better than them, in my own opinion.
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WannaBeaWeasley
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1 year, 11 months ago
your grandma is absolutely amazing. she is siriusly cool
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thepotterfreak
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1 year, 10 months ago
haha i love how you spell seriously!! siriusly awesome!
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weasleyismyking99
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1 year, 9 months ago
Hi Lilly!
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youwereshowingmoralfibre
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1 year, 11 months ago
Your Grandma is totally awesome. Tell her that from me.
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Gryffindorlioness
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1 year, 11 months ago
Why can't my grandma be that awesome!?
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LadyVoldemort
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1 year, 10 months ago
Haha, thanks guys! She really is totally awesome!
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LadyVoldemort
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1 year, 10 months ago
I mean, she is the one who bought me my first Harry Potter book and insults me by calling my a squib. I do love her! Haha...
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AllAmericanWitch
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1 year, 10 months ago
Really?! That is awesome! My BFF and I insult people by calling them Muggles. ^^
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LadyVoldemort
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1 year, 10 months ago
Haha, me too! Silly Muggles...magic is for wizards. =D
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