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I found this on average texts from last night and thought it should be here: "I’m watching Americas got talent. Can you imagine if they had a show like this in the Wizarding world? “Hi I’m Voldemort and I’m going to show you how to split your soul into 7 parts so you’re practically immortal." TheirLIM

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[ - ] TheArrowPenGood: 18Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Fanfiction in the making!

[ - ] AVPM_totally_awesomeGood: 23Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hi I'm Harry, I'm going to show you how to track down said 7 horcruxes and kill a practically immortal fellow by the name of Voldemort.

[ - ] EmotionalTeaspoonGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So, when's this show coming out? :D

[ - ] HermioneCantDrawGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Hahahahahaha. But Voldemort's soul is spit in 8 parts, sorry to be technical. I just care about this stuff. :)

[ - ] skikkleGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

If you want to be REALLY technical, there were only seven parts at one time

[ - ] mrs_moonyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

hahahaha i would sooo watch that!!

[ - ] I_wish_I_could_flyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wow that would be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

[ - ] I_wish_I_could_flyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wow that would be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

[ - ] NTonksAurorGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That would be great. I would watch that.

[ - ] Merlins_Pants11Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wait, wouldn't they be on Britain's Got Talent?

[ - ] Slytherclaw101Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's what we were hoping for, but no such luck!

[ - ] monypooh12Good: 8Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

whenever I read any of voldemorts dialog (even this) I always hear it in the Very Potter Musical Voldemort voice!!! Makes Voldemort that much better!

[ - ] NTonksAurorGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I hear this kind of dialogue in Puppet Pals Voldy's voice. :)

[ - ] parseltongueGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

that was my facebook status for a while lol sooo funny!!!

[ - ] iheartwonwonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

[ - ] blodhramr2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

. . . . . .??

[ - ] harrypotterfan4everGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hi! I'm Cederic Diggory, and I'm ging to show you how to die and then be reincarnated into a stupid sparkling vampire!

[ - ] MicaBlackGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Who would want to be?

[ - ] blodhramr2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's the point, Miss Black.

[ - ] SlytherinWinsGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Maybe Voldemort or Lucius or the centaurs can teach us how to dance and Draco can teach us how to use the potty and somebody can teach Hermoine how to draw.

[ - ] LoonyLovegood7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hello, My name is Harry potter and I'm going to tell you how to survive the Killing Curse... like a bazillion times!!!!!and Hermione can tell us how to punch Malfoy so hard he's inside-out.

[ - ] marauderfangirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hello, my name is Voldemort and I'm going to teach you how to dance again :)

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